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RUN AWAAAY!

1 (9.1%)

Alert The Mayor.

6 (54.5%)

Drag Titus to safety.

2 (18.2%)

Ignite the Punky Princess.

2 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: May 11, 2009, 07:23:00 PM

[The Mayor]

http://www.votemayor.com/?p=378

Elected Command: MYSTERY ACTION.

The Mayor swiftly ushers the near cationic Uncle Gonzo into the lonesome smokery.

A bubble of nasal mucus expands and retracts as the sleeping Tiny Titus curls up.

Combustible fuel from the Punky Princess foully drips onto the cobble brick.

Sammy decides that the time has come.

The time for action.

Sammy… Picks his teeth.

A trivial mob of scrowpions pass overhead, hacking up their signature mating coughs.

HONK HONNNK.

Without a glance, Sammy recognizes the sound instantaneously.

An intimidating horn, evolved from ages of unchecked collective ownership, and merciless predatory instincts.

Barreling down the sloped alleyway, its enormous frame pitilessly shreds apart the walls of second-hand storefronts and barricaded fire exits alike.

Cast iron placoid scales. Oil soaked serrated teeth. Oscillating dorsal fin.

It shows no signs of slowing down.

It appears primed to devour.

The SharkBus cometh.




Commands:

   1. RUN AWAAAY!
   2. Alert The Mayor.
   3. Drag Titus to safety.
   4. Ignite the Punky Princess.

Voting ends in 48 hours.

[Brentai]

MYSTERY ACTION

[Arc]

Oh yeah, link to audio for chapter 22 fixed.

[Lady Duke]

Did you make up the Shark bus?

[Arc]

Nature did.

[Lady Duke]

That's hilarious and awesome.

[Brentai]

And that is why Nature keeps winning.

[Friday]

But can Nature withstand the Sharks that it spawned, or will the Sharks turn on their mother like robot AI on the idiotic human creators who plugged it into the entire nuclear stockpile?

[Brentai]

I suppose it's a question of whether or not Sharks are capable of devouring the entire universe.

[Friday]

Which is an entirely valid question.

[Niku]

Alert the Mayor.  If he's going to get my vote, then he needs to show that he's good for more than dragging Gonzo hither and tither.

[Brentai]

On the other hand, he's not proven himself good for anything more than dragging Gonzo hither and thither.

My kingdom for a BONK! command on this one.  Sometimes you need to stand in front of a speeding carnivorous bus and hit it with a bat.

[Arc]

No action's success rate is 100%, but I'm not placing 'Attempt to' in front of each command either.

Can you run fast enough? Can you alert The Mayor in time? Can Titus be dragged away quickly enough? Will the Punky Princess ignite? All factors to factorly factor, and hopefully lead to superior choices.

[Doom]

The Mayor's success(and popularity) rate is 100%, so you know, I will attempt to warn him.

[Arc]

Not - at - all - accurate - to - the - fish - kind audio added.

[Arc]

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

[The Mayor]

Elected Command: Alert The Mayor.